Male assistant director handling 400 people crowd: "Fu#$ they never give me loudspeakers. I am sounding like Stephen Hawkings speech synthesizer now. It's a half a page scene right? ( almost croaking) You think they'd finish in 15 minutes ?"
Female assistant director handling background actors costume continuity: ( hands him the cough drops)
"Being a mime is a good option for you now after this. I'll see if there's a spare loudspeaker."
Shraddha Kaul is a Mumbai based actor.